Privacy Buff Mugs

Going through the wringer at airport security

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Camera would like to know your location. Maps would like to know your locations. Ok, yes, everyone would like to know your location.

Vending machine offers 15 minutes of privacy.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

High security Santa's grotto

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

She required plenty of personal space.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'More government surveillance!'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Aggression/Security

The Best Defense

Milkin' Impossible

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

Wall Street...

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Huawei Five-O

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."