Secrecy Buff Mugs

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'What's wrong now?'

High security Santa's grotto

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Philip Marlow family

"Useless information"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"From this you make a living?"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."