Secrecy Buff Gifts

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong now?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Useless information"

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Aggression/Security

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"From this you make a living?"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"