Scandal Buff Gifts

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Dominic Raab holiday

"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."

Hillary Haters

"I've lost face."

Backfire

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Beware of the frog"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Succession 2

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."