Political Scandal Buff Gifts

'Is that all I get for my £25 donation, Lord Cheapskate Bastard!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'