Political Satire Buff Gifts

"But apart from pay, conditions, stress, increased bureaucracy, recruitment problems, patient expectations, and violence...'

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

"Diplomatic immunity, dammit, diplomatic immunity!"

Gotta Run

The Religious Exception

Awkward

"The top floor has declared independence."

"Humanitarian aid? -- What fun is that?"

'I was a prince before an evil witch turned me into a frog — my friend, here, was a Congressman.'

"For the last time, you can't ALL play ' Dopey'!"

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

Bromance

Politician polishing his tongue.

"I was really upset when they cancelled The Apprentice but this is even better."

"It's our best trending merch."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Reagacentennial

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're on a what?!"