Political Satire Lovers Gifts

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Ronald Reagan

Horace Greeley Covering the 'Monument of Infamy' associated with Tammany Democrats

New York Election of 1879- John Kelly as the Spider of the Tammany Web

"This must be my transition team."

"Are you sure that was Buddha? -- It sounds more like something Vladimir Putin would say."

'Watch out for him -- he's been classified as a rogue state.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'Land somewhere remote -- if we're spotted, it'll help the Democrats.'

"It wasn't easy lugging all these concrete bollards up to the third floor, but at least we don't need to worry about terror truck drivers anymore."

Violent Rhetoric

"Please let your stepmom know that I was undecided about abortion. But now I'm totally pro-life after reading her new bumper sticker."

"Good heavens no, I haven't always been a monarch! I started as a confidence trickster."

The world's biggest financial scandal

"Hmm... sounds like a Communist plot to me."

Mr.Tickle...

"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"

New Years Eve on Mars with avant-garde Putin

"We would like to apply for asylum in Canada!"

"The economy is stagnant? -- I thought I smelled something."

'Do you want to watch CNN coverage of Rob Ford, or Canadian broadcasting coverage of Obamacare backlash?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The perils of the focus group.

'Coming Soon! The next big Clinton Book is 'Socks the Cat' biography!'

Maliki unplugged and powerless.

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'

'I had my homework all finished, and members of a vast right-wing conspiracy broke into the house and took it.'

Alexei Kosygin

'I don't know what all the fuss is about - Doctor Who will be back soon to sort them all out.'

'You're thinking of establishing a Department of Education? -- that's just LOOKING for trouble!'

'Okay, give me that disingenuous smile.'

Beware of bureaucrats.

'I'm afraid, my son, that the meaning of life is politics as usual.'

'Your summit conferences never seem to work -- why don't you try meeting on the level?'

'Mother says the Border Patrol was VERY rude!'