Political Satire Fan Gifts

"It depends on which state we're visiting."

Find Rush Limbaugh

Replacement Nose of Zelensky

"Do the Welsh and the Scots get on?"

'Why, yes, I am in politics...how did you know?'

Limited government next 600 miles.

The European Locomotive from Angela's Merkelwerke

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

'First the good news...since you earn under $400,000, you won't have to pay the millionaire's tax.'

"Whatever happened to collective responsibility?"

Question - 'Are you left-brained or right-brained?' Reply - 'I try to avoid politics entirely!'

'I love receiving these royalty checks.'

'The situation is serious, Prime Minister. We've run out of non-governmental agencies we can blame.'

British Economic Stagnation

'If it makes you feel any better, this is just part of an experiment in democracy and limited government.'

Germany urges more austerity for the Greek economy.

'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."

Climate change in Washington.

'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...'

Just Protestors

Trump! The Musical

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

US Health Care.

''One man, one vote'? -- Isn't that what I've been doing?'

'I need to wear this. Otherwise, I would get stomach trouble when I read political news.'

'That's four ayes and one neigh.'

'We all agree here; life begins at 5 o'clock.'

They're playing Presidential Morocade again.