Financial Scandal Buff Gifts

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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

I brake for federal bailouts.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'