Political Scandal Aficionado Gifts

Sanna Marin party

'The skeleton in his closet turned out to be a skeleton in his closet.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Political convention

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'I think they're up to something.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Legalish

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Martin Luther King and Obama.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mary Trump

William Pitt the Elder

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

The United States of Amazement

The ParDon

Jeremy Corbyn