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'The skeleton in his closet turned out to be a skeleton in his closet.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Political convention

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'I think they're up to something.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

William Pitt the Elder

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"Can I air quote you on that?"

Chinese Dragon Munches on USA

Peaceful transition?

Jeremy Corbyn

The United States of Amazement