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'If you want your phone hacked by a tabloid, press 1...'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump returns home

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Tennis corruption

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Actually, we will replace you."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

Lose the Iraq War.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'