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Fatuous, Vacuous & Superfluous: celebrity lawyers.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Leo McKern

Hollywood Breakup

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

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