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"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'My publicist thinks I'm seeing someone else.'

'Of course you can't sell this story to the press, Hard, and especailly not the last part of our conversation.'

Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Infidelities in the Monarchies

"What do you mean, I'll be hearing from your solicitors?"

"On the other hand, if I hadn't embezzled the three hundred thousand dollars, i never could have afforded such a high-priced lawyer!"

Trump and The Media

"My ex husband was a psychiatrist and all he could do is talk about it."

'Five iron.'

'You'll never find a skeleton in my closet'

"They didn't just meet at a wedding --- they met at his wedding."

'I am resigning from public office to spend more time with my mistress.'

'I've written a kiss-and-tell.'

'it's true - I've done things that have hurt my wife and family....'

MUCKRAKER! MUDSLINGER!

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

"I don't even have to be in office to make history. I mean come on, what other former U.S. president can say they've faced criminal charges?"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump returns home

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices