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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump returns home

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Tennis corruption

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"The president's parade"

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."