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"Please don't let it become the Keating Six."

Not so tricky, Dick.

'Nigella, you admit you have used cocaine??...'

'Miss Grimshaw, call maintenance - all sorts of slimy creatures are coming out of the woodwork!'

'Who's on drugs?'

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Trump returns home

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Mary Trump

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Gulliver's Travails

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

VW scandal

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back