Scandal Superfan T-Shirts

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Trump returns home

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"The president's parade"

Sauce close to the PM.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!