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"He keeps calling our landlord and nominating me for eviction."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

The Mom quiz show

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'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

The Party of Lincoln

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

Dancing with Jesus

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Not another elimination show!'

'We need more cake shows!'