Reality Show Superfan Pillows

"He keeps calling our landlord and nominating me for eviction."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

As Seen On TV

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

The Mom quiz show

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'Not another elimination show!'

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

The Party of Lincoln

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

'We need more cake shows!'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

'He hibernates between superbowls.'