Reality Tv Show Fan Pillows

"There is nothing of value here."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Police film evidence

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Am I through to the next round?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

A couple decides what to watch.

TV and cleaner

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

Clive Anderson

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'