Reality Tv Lovers Pillows

'It's pole and lap tonight!..'

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

Danny's imaginary friend gets his own reality show.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

Police film evidence

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

TV and cleaner

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

A couple decides what to watch.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'