Reality Tv Devotees Pillows

'Obese brother'.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

Police film evidence

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

TV and cleaner

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."