Reality Tv Aficionados Pillows

'Big Udder is Watching'

'Our lifestyle is watching lifestyle TV.'

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Police film evidence

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

A couple decides what to watch.

"Am I through to the next round?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."