Reality Tv Aficionado Pillows

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

'...Then we have the intelligence test. If we find any, you're out.'

"In search of America's laziest man..."

Robinson Crusoe..."Daniel we love the idea but have you thought of adding a few more characters,maybe half a dozen celebrities who all want out!"

'I'm watching a cooking show. The presidential candidates are making mincemeat of each other.'

Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life!

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Reality TV crew filming a suicide.

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

'Watching a lot of reality shows doesn't make you a realist!'

'... And what makes you think you'd be a good candidate for the next series of 'Big Brother'?'

Reality Show Host

'Welcome to the new reality show, Who's the Real Life Whistle Blower?'

Disasters.

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

'Intellectual property theft? Come on...my client stole an idea for a reality show. How intellectual can that be?'

'I've watched every season and I know what the judges want. Unfortunately for me, it's talent.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

'NEXT!'

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

What could be worse than being a celebrity on Big Brother? Wanting to be a Celebrity on Big Brother!

"I'm worried about your father. He's staring into the abyss."

Desert Island Surveillance.

American Idle.

Drinking with the stars.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Ok, don't answer immediately. Just let the idea wash over you: 'The Real Housewives of Kepler-452b.'"

Loki Trump

Love Island

I Can't Believe They're Doing This to My Ratings

Citizenship Test. When did this test start including "Name all the Kardashians"?

Vinny takes a painting class and decides to update a classic