Reality Tv Aficionado Prints

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

Robinson Crusoe..."Daniel we love the idea but have you thought of adding a few more characters,maybe half a dozen celebrities who all want out!"

"In search of America's laziest man..."

'...Then we have the intelligence test. If we find any, you're out.'

'I'm watching a cooking show. The presidential candidates are making mincemeat of each other.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life!

Reality Show Host

'Intellectual property theft? Come on...my client stole an idea for a reality show. How intellectual can that be?'

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

'NEXT!'

'Welcome to the new reality show, Who's the Real Life Whistle Blower?'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Reality TV crew filming a suicide.

Drinking with the stars.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

'... And what makes you think you'd be a good candidate for the next series of 'Big Brother'?'

'Watching a lot of reality shows doesn't make you a realist!'

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

"I'm worried about your father. He's staring into the abyss."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Your Honor, I've already answered that question on Maury Povich's show."

Vinny takes a painting class and decides to update a classic

Ronnie and Sammi get into ANOTHER argument about the housing crisis

"Welcome to 'You're Fired.' My first guest is an employee whose brand of fun-loving incompetence has been a delight to everyone in the company but me."

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

The Real Housewives of Orange County

House Hunters

"And how would you feel shooting your arrow for a really bad match?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."