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Ant And Dec,

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

Live water cooler.

'Would you like to appear on our new show - Hoodie you think you are...?'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Survivor Game

"Fine. I'll let you have another week so that you can see who wins. . ."

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

'Not another elimination show!'

'If Edward Snowden wants anonymity, he should try to win The X-Factor.'

'I hate to brag but my stalkers have their own reality show.'

New reality TV, like 'Dating Nude' may open the door to new shows...

"Oh, by the way. Don't go out next Tuesday. The people from, 'Neighbours from Hell' are coming to film you."

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."

"Why do you always assume the worst of people?"

Welcome to 'Dung or no Dung!' The show where a contestant can walk away with a cool, steaming pile of elephant dung!

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

#MeToo House is America's Favorite New Reality TV Show

'Professional wrestling is fake. Let's watch Storage Wars.'

'Wow, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Mum, stop it, this isn't reality T.V.!" "Shh or I'll vote you out."

"I love reality TV."

'You're becoming a regular on 'Court TV'.'

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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Love Is-Land

Dancing with Jesus

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

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