Reality Tv Fanatic Pillows

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

Live water cooler.

'Would you like to appear on our new show - Hoodie you think you are...?'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Survivor Game

"Fine. I'll let you have another week so that you can see who wins. . ."

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

'Not another elimination show!'

'If Edward Snowden wants anonymity, he should try to win The X-Factor.'

'I hate to brag but my stalkers have their own reality show.'

New reality TV, like 'Dating Nude' may open the door to new shows...

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."

"Why do you always assume the worst of people?"

Welcome to 'Dung or no Dung!' The show where a contestant can walk away with a cool, steaming pile of elephant dung!

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Wow, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Mum, stop it, this isn't reality T.V.!" "Shh or I'll vote you out."

"I love reality TV."

'You're becoming a regular on 'Court TV'.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'