Reality Show Fan Pillows

"Any previous experience, Mr. Crusoe?"

The Mom quiz show

"I think I've got DVD - deep vein dumbosis."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

'Wait a minute - How an a reality show be ANIMATED?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Police film evidence

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

TV and cleaner

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'