Reality Show Fan Prints

"Any previous experience, Mr. Crusoe?"

The Mom quiz show

"I think I've got DVD - deep vein dumbosis."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

'Wait a minute - How an a reality show be ANIMATED?'

"This is the best reality show ever!"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

A couple decides what to watch.

TV and cleaner

"Am I through to the next round?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

America's funniest election gaffes

Jerry Springer of biblical times.