Reality Fan Pillows

Reality, and lots of it!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Police film evidence

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

TV and cleaner

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'