Reality Tv Lover Pillows

The Unexamined Life on Demand

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

"It cost $699. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous."

'Don't you see, Trudy? OUr life is like a soap opera!'

Cash in Your Attic, investigation squad.

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'It's a massive infestation of creepy crawlies - I'll arrange for a celebrity to drop around...'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Red Wire of Black Wire?

Reading in front of the television

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

Big Brother: The Home Game

'The bad guys are winning -- it must be a documentary.'

Me-TV gave Vanessa Vapid an opportunity to break new ground with 'Two on the Loo'.

'To her, reality TV is bigger than life.'

"Face it Frank...Groundforce didn't get your letter!"

'I can get 67 channels, but they all show me in my chair!'

Follow up Hits to Pants on the Ground.

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

"Gotta love this show."

'We now return to 'American Idle'..!'

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

"I know let's play big brother." - "I'm not prancing around like a moron."

''All that glitz, glamour, excitement and a really exciting contest ahead'.'

"What? The survival TV program I'm going to be on allows me to bring one item, crucial for my well being."

TV and cleaner

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"

"The kids are out of control! They're so rude and disrespectful! . . . I just don't know where we went wrong raising them!!"

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

Queer Eye for the Dead Guy

On 'A double shot at a rewarding, platonic relationship. . . with D.J. Pauly D and Vinny' the guys hand out friendship bracelets to women that they would like to get to know better.

Real Housewives of the Supreme Court

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

"You can't hide from child support."

American idle