Reality Show Lover Pillows

'They'll give a reality show to any obnoxious person nowadays.'

Trial by Media

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Spoiler alert."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'I'm a star!'

"Am I through to the next round?"

America's funniest election gaffes

TV and cleaner

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'