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'They'll give a reality show to any obnoxious person nowadays.'

Trial by Media

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Spoiler alert."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

"Am I through to the next round?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"No Hand Sanitiser"

America's funniest election gaffes

'I'm a star!'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'