Superfan Survivor Pillows

Super Bowl Monday

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Need tickets.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

No Loitering

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Shy author hiding while signing books.

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"He can't stop digressing."

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."