Tv Show Superfan Pillows

"He made fun of my Sopranos DVD collection."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Love.

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Banana Ballet

Matthew Perry.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

Die-hard soccer moms.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

Soccer Fans.

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Super Bowl Monday

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

"He can't stop digressing."

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."