Internet Superfan Pillows

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Soccer Fans.

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"He can't stop digressing."