Super Fan Pillows

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Soccer Fans.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

Superman Vs. Winter

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."