Super Fan Gifts

Antoine Griezmann

Atomic Bear: Part 21

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Love.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Die-hard soccer moms.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."