Super Fan In Training Gifts

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Super Student

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Who said money was not a motivator?

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'What training do I get?'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

Spring ballpark errors.

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

"He can't stop digressing."

World Cup reactions...

Superman Vs. Winter