Spring Training Fan Gifts

Spring ballpark errors.

"Miss Chapman, can you please call the pitchers and catchers and have them report to spring training?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Possums that ski.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Centaur Sprinter

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Easter Bonnet

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'