Spring Training Fan Pillows

Spring ballpark errors.

"Miss Chapman, can you please call the pitchers and catchers and have them report to spring training?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

Easter Bonnet

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'