Fielding Fan Pillows

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Alternative fielding positions

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Tunnel of love"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Formula One car origami

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Pig Trotter

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Are we ready to order?'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"