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The Saddest Day Of The Year

Happy New Year

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Tunnel of love"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Punishment for the kicker.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"No, still there."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Are we ready to order?'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Made in Sweden.

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Caddy With A Cool Box