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The Saddest Day Of The Year

Happy New Year

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Tunnel of love"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Punishment for the kicker.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"No, still there."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Are we ready to order?'

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Made in Sweden.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)