Goalkeeper Fan Pillows

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Saving a Heart

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

'Are you blind ref?'

Football Bomb

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Goal

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Bricklayers in goal.

Penalty

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Goalkeeping Dog

Only joking!

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'