Goalkeeper Admirer Pillows

David de Gea Quintana

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Saving a Heart

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Football

The best goalie in the world!

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Goal

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Football Bomb

Goal!

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Goalkeeping Dog

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Bricklayers in goal.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Penalty