Goalkeeper Devotee Pillows

Football Security

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

Goal

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Football Bomb

Goal!

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Bricklayers in goal.