Goalie Supporter Pillows

Psychiatrist stretcher

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'My feet are killing me.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

The best goalie in the world!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

100k Desert Crawl

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"