Goalie Supporter Gifts

Psychiatrist stretcher

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'My feet are killing me.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

The game comes first...

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football fans in corona times

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"