Team Player Supporter Gifts

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

HR - Helping Relationships

Win - win

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

The First Kite

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.