Team Sport Supporter Gifts

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Hockey Season.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

100k Desert Crawl

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Cheerleaders from another planet

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Soccer Fans.

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Sports area vendors.