Team Sport Supporter Gifts

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Hockey Season.

Playing pig

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Soccer Fans.

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Go Team!