Sports Supporter Gifts

100k Desert Crawl

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"The hero of the game was a heroine."

'That's the third putt he's missed, Will you please keep your head still'

"He's jumping up and down and swearing at the TV! Let's not go in, his team must be losing..."

Football and high temperatures

Football fan

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

Sports area vendors.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

The eagle eye... at the game... and after the game is over.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Go team!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'